I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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