...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Someone signed my nipple.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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