At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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