We should be called the Road Head Warriors
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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