atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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