Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
