I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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