That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm really busy with my period
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