I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you made out with another girl for some wings
FUCK WHALES
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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