She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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