I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
