If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
