Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
