...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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