Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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