kristin has been a bad kristin
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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