next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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