Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
