my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
