69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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