Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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