come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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