I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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