You smell like a Billy Joel song
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she peed on how many people?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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