Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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