just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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