I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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