Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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