Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
As shirtless as possible
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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