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Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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