Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i out mim tonsoeep
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