i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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