It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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