are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Terrible idea I love it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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