help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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