please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Girls should come with a carfax report
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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