Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Drunk is not a location!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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