So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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