Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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