Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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