Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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