last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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