is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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