it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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