Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Im part way to drunk.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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