i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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