That's intense
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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