Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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