I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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