when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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